Jessica Marie

Task #1:

“I’m gonna be late back to the gates tonight. Me and me ole chinas are goin’ out for a few pig’s. I won’t be back for Joe, and as long as I stay off the Jack I won’t get Elephant’s and start readin’. I ‘ope this bus gets ‘ere soon, this Andy’s running down me bushel … if I’m not careful I’m gonna catch a Cheltenham.”

“I’m gonna be late back to the gates of Rome tonight. Me and me ole china plates are goin’ out for a few pig’s ears. I won’t be back for Joe Skinner, and as long as I stay off the Jack Dandy I won’t get Elephant’s trunk and start readin and writin’. I ‘ope this bus gets ‘ere soon, this Andy Cain’s running down me bushel and peck – if I’m not careful I’m gonna catch a Cheltenham Bold.”

Cockney Rhyming Slang words:
‘gates of Rome’ – Home
‘china plates’ – Mates
‘pig’s ears’ – Beers
‘Joe Skinner’ – Dinner
‘Jack Dandy’ – Brandy
‘Elephant’s Trunk’ – Drunk
‘readin and writin’ – Fighting
‘Andy Cain’ – Rain
‘bushel and peck’ – Neck
‘Cheltenham Bold’ – Cold

Task #2:

10 words: (associated with teenage life)
School – Pack Mule
Homework – Smoked Pork
Job – Gum Gob
Friends – Kooky Hens
Books – Rusty Hooks
Computer – Bright Future
Party – Ask Arty
Hangout – Fonts Strikeout
Food – Goats Elude
Rugby – Joe Chubby

Task #3:

5 Friends:
Ashlea – Acting Rashly
Olivia – Nutty Trivia
Dave – Smooth Shave
Cee – Pokemon Caterpie [Pronounced Cat-er-pea]
Sabrina – Bad Ballerina

5 Teachers:
S Murray – Oreo Mc.Flurry
P Murray – Beef Curry
Ms. Ryan – Ferocious Lion
Ms. Kryviak -  Classic Cadillac
Mr.Swanson – Bird Person

Task # 4 (Summative):

RAWR!

(This scene is the hallway.)
Ashlea – Hey Miss America did you do your bubble bath assignment?
Jessica – No I didn’t do any of my bubble bath last bar fight, did you my lovely acting rashly darling dearest?
Ashlea – No! I didn’t understand a thing! I need major green kelp.
Jessica – Oh, well I didn’t do mine because I was to busy clean shaving the aunt janet.
Ashlea – Right, and how did you do that?
Jessica – Well it’s a train caboose obviously! You honestly think clean shaving the world is worth my precious catalyst enzyme? The incline traverse, maybe I’d consider it, but it’s just the aunt janet. Do you think that hungry lion will buy it?
Ashlea – True, I think hungry lion will eat it right up, I’m pretty sure she hasn’t heard that one before.
Jessica – MILK CRATE! She’s still mouse blinding to deal with though.
Ashlea – Yea I know what you strongly demean, but we’ll have to deal with her eventually, we might as well do it on the bow.
Jessica – Fine.

(This scene is Ms. Ryan’s Classroom.)
Ashlea – Hungry Lion, I came to tell you that I had some grain stubble with my assignment, and well, I didn’t do it.
Ms. Ryan - You should of came and seen me sooner for help, rather than wait last minute and come to me the day it’s due, you know this’ll cost you a detention?
Ashlea – I predicted you would kids play that, I concur.
Ms. Ryan – Now come see me after school and I’ll help you.
Ashlea – Bail of hay.
Jessica – Hungry lion, mine isn’t done either, except there’s a perfectly logical bus station for that. You see, I was busy clean shaving the world from giant green tentacle obsolete websters. They were baton rouge! But don’t worry, I defeated them, and now the world; not to mention your lovely bubble bath class that I house chore so much, is safe again.
Ms. Ryan – You have a detention tomorrow at lunch.
Jessica – Periodic row.
Ms. Ryan – If you put as much effort in your math as you do in your imagination you would have your work done and we wouldn’t be having this problem.

(Back in the hall. )
Jessica – I thought you said she would buy it?
Ashlea – I think she was until you mentioned how much you ‘house chore’ her classroom.
Jessica – Was that a little too much?
Ashlea – Try way overboard! No one would ever believe that, like come on, it’s bubble bath!
Jessica – Sigh.

Glossary
Acting Rashly – Ashlea
Aunt Janet – Planet
Bail of Hay – Kay
Baton Rouge – Huge
Bar Fight – Night
Bubble Bath – Math
Bus Station – Explanation
Catalyst Enzyme – Time
Clean Shaving – Saving
Grain Stubble – Trouble
Green Kelp – Help
House Chore – Adore
Hungry Lion – Ms.Ryan
Incline Traverse – Universe
Kids Play - Say
Milk Crate – Great
Miss America – Jessica
Mouse Blinding – Terrifying
On the Bow – Now
Obsolete Websters – Monsters
Periodic Row – Oh
Strongly Demean – Mean
Train Caboose – Excuse